Prince Andrew - a boorish bungling freeloader?

Surely not!

I was surprised and saddened at the revelations today by senior British diplomat Simon Wilson, that Prince Andrew earned himself the moniker HBH - His Buffoon Highness - among diplomatic staff. Once again this demonstrates the dire lack of imagination and humour in diplomatic circles. Tell it like it is, that's what I say. TCA (That **** Andrew)? It's not exactly 'fresh' is it. RAT (Randy Arrogant Twat) maybe? Please leave any suggestions below. Meanwhile, it's good to see that he's a chip off the old block, keeping up years of Royal tradition with inappropriate comments and behaviour whenever the opportunity arises, on a budget that would buy a hospital.